the way i Roll

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

(via thepreciousthing)

— 13 hours ago with 476700 notes

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via kariachi)

— 14 hours ago with 222885 notes

schrodingersowen:

important headcanons to consider:

  • can they use chopsticks
  • what do they do when they cant sleep
  • what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
  • what order do they wash things in the shower
  • what’s their coffee order
  • what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
  • how do they act around children
  • what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on

(via kariachi)

— 14 hours ago with 11336 notes
stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

(via the-azure-princess)

— 14 hours ago with 123400 notes

Kevin: Ben, you sure this is the place?
Ben: That’s what the tip said.
Kevin: That’s what worries me. You don’t get tips, I get tips. You got no connections.
Ben: C’mon, Kevin, I got connections.
Kevin: Yeah, like who?
Ben: Uhm. Uhhhh. Like Gwen.
Gwen: It’s true. He does know me.

(Source: xanodite, via the-azure-princess)

— 14 hours ago with 21 notes

the-azure-princess:

I like the part where Kevin tried to fit Alien X into the boot of his car.

(Source: xanodite)

— 14 hours ago with 3 notes