the way i Roll

Texting my grandmother about my wisdom teeth appointment and she wanted to know what the clinic was called. I told her.

Gma: Wow!  Impressive name. Got the address, must be the new brick building on 1st.

Me: Maybe

ONLY I DODGED A BULLET BECAUSE WHEN I TRIED TO TYPE “Maybe” IT CAME UP AS MASTURBATE
Thank Arceus that I caught that in time!

(Sorry Grandma D:)

dear-totoro:

what she says: i’m fine
what she means: why hasn’t nakamura finished sekaiichi and junjou

Mom: Can you explain tumblr to me? I never understand your tumblr posts. Help

Me: There is no way for me to describe Tumblr to you while keeping your sanity intact. I am sorry

Mom: I’m not sane

MOM YOU DON’T GET IT I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU HERE

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Healthy bento/lunch box inspiration from Bentoriffic.com

I want that first one. Like, badly

Obsessed with Counting Stars…

HELP

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

Bad days always call for a mug of hot chocolate

Is no one ever going to talk about how Jessie got the man’s Hitmonchan in the bathroom in The Punchy Pokemon.
Because there is almost no reason for that man to be in his underwear if what I think happened didn’t happen. And I think it happened

Let’s have a wedding, have a wedding
Taking inspiration from Avenged Sevenfold songs? Hell to the yeah
This was drawn mostly to curb my depression from my boyfriend being in Florida for a week for his sister’s wedding. I didn’t want to do just ANY drawing though, oh no. I asked his sister what her and her fiance’s favorite Pokemon were. Hers was Arbok and his was Haunter. Since they had a masquerade wedding, I decided to snoop and figure out what their masks looked like~
And I didn’t find out until after I gave them the picture, but I put the wrong mask on the wrong Pokemon D’: But it turned out for the best because they were swapping masks throughout the whole ceremony xD

Let’s have a wedding, have a wedding

Taking inspiration from Avenged Sevenfold songs? Hell to the yeah

This was drawn mostly to curb my depression from my boyfriend being in Florida for a week for his sister’s wedding. I didn’t want to do just ANY drawing though, oh no. I asked his sister what her and her fiance’s favorite Pokemon were. Hers was Arbok and his was Haunter. Since they had a masquerade wedding, I decided to snoop and figure out what their masks looked like~

And I didn’t find out until after I gave them the picture, but I put the wrong mask on the wrong Pokemon D’: But it turned out for the best because they were swapping masks throughout the whole ceremony xD

Foreshortening is probably my least favorite thing