Texting my grandmother about my wisdom teeth appointment and she wanted to know what the clinic was called. I told her.
Gma: Wow! Impressive name. Got the address, must be the new brick building on 1st.
ONLY I DODGED A BULLET BECAUSE WHEN I TRIED TO TYPE “Maybe” IT CAME UP AS MASTURBATE
Thank Arceus that I caught that in time!
(Sorry Grandma D:)
Mom: Can you explain tumblr to me? I never understand your tumblr posts. Help
Me: There is no way for me to describe Tumblr to you while keeping your sanity intact. I am sorry
Mom: I’m not sane
MOM YOU DON’T GET IT I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOU HERE
Obsessed with Counting Stars…
Bad days always call for a mug of hot chocolate
Is no one ever going to talk about how Jessie got the man’s Hitmonchan in the bathroom in The Punchy Pokemon.
Because there is almost no reason for that man to be in his underwear if what I think happened didn’t happen. And I think it happened
Let’s have a wedding, have a wedding
Taking inspiration from Avenged Sevenfold songs? Hell to the yeah
This was drawn mostly to curb my depression from my boyfriend being in Florida for a week for his sister’s wedding. I didn’t want to do just ANY drawing though, oh no. I asked his sister what her and her fiance’s favorite Pokemon were. Hers was Arbok and his was Haunter. Since they had a masquerade wedding, I decided to snoop and figure out what their masks looked like~
And I didn’t find out until after I gave them the picture, but I put the wrong mask on the wrong Pokemon D’: But it turned out for the best because they were swapping masks throughout the whole ceremony xD
Foreshortening is probably my least favorite thing